So if you are tired of looking for someone at some just plain standard places, find yourself some romantic places, where you can certainly feel the avs eyes undressing you.
I took my friend to a few "nice" places, and as soon as you walk in yes they are lovely, the next minute ims start flashing, lucky for me I have fuck off written on my profile :)
Self Explanitory !!
I feel like I am at some desperate and dateless dance or the over 50s or just a plain old mutton done up as lamb meat market..
Ims coming from over that way, while he dances with a lusious blond, already making his next move, maybe shes afk or something.. Shall I get out a shot gun yet.
Then you have the slick wanker type the Elusive ball hopper, woman walks in on her own, he asks if she wants to dance (A sign for are you ready for cyber sex) In my case I dont want to dance, I like to rock out on my own, and like my own space.
So I dance, next lady comes in, he pounces like an inconspicious tool..
Aha I got one !!! So from ball to ball these ppl go, for around mmm 20 mintues, then poof they both vanish. Now mmmm what do you think they d be doing.
And to be so easy, well he s probably doing anther man :) Good on him..
I have to say my self esteem is a hell of a lot higher than ball hopping with some tosca from wherever. This particular wanker is high on my list to stay away from, ask me who it is if you like.
Cause news travels so fast in SL, there should be a Wanker Alert, please feel free to add there names here, or send them through to me.
Another wanker to watch is the "Ive only got 20 mintues line", like do we care how much time you got idiot.
So just cause someone is wearing a tux or whatever, does that make them a better person just like in rl, never judge a book by its cover.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
The Goddess as quoted by Raven
My good friend Raven, hes a ripper, Ive had to mute him several times, teach him some manners, ban him re-mute him, hide from him etc etc.....
But all in all, this guys got a big heart and one of my best friends, he puts up with me and my bullshit, and he is very true. He finally found a nice gf, Sash and I am very happy for both of them.
I remember one night, just trying to meditate quietly and not wanting to talk to anyone, Ravens there right in front of me, I tell him to shut up, he doesnt.(Like the donkey on Shrek) Anyway so I move and try to hide, I can see him like a frantic firefly searching for me on the map, and around me.
I go into a camo colour so he cant see me, and in fits of laughter but fuming behind the pc screen, he didnt find me.. lol Its like give me some space man, but you cant help but to love Raven.
We d sit together in rl and get blind rolling together, and be in fits of laughter searching for hair that wasnt gay looking. Do you know how hard that is to do in sl . Extremely difficult !!
Floorboard talking to Raven in a Hair place, this hair looks to gay Raven.. another place, OHHH noooo its all gay here to mate lol.. Cant we get any ungay hair in SL at all. lmao
Not likely..
But all in all, this guys got a big heart and one of my best friends, he puts up with me and my bullshit, and he is very true. He finally found a nice gf, Sash and I am very happy for both of them.
I remember one night, just trying to meditate quietly and not wanting to talk to anyone, Ravens there right in front of me, I tell him to shut up, he doesnt.(Like the donkey on Shrek) Anyway so I move and try to hide, I can see him like a frantic firefly searching for me on the map, and around me.
I go into a camo colour so he cant see me, and in fits of laughter but fuming behind the pc screen, he didnt find me.. lol Its like give me some space man, but you cant help but to love Raven.
We d sit together in rl and get blind rolling together, and be in fits of laughter searching for hair that wasnt gay looking. Do you know how hard that is to do in sl . Extremely difficult !!
Floorboard talking to Raven in a Hair place, this hair looks to gay Raven.. another place, OHHH noooo its all gay here to mate lol.. Cant we get any ungay hair in SL at all. lmao
Not likely..
Matches made from Floorboards
In rl I am a good match maker, once again these skills come right on in here, I have a good friend from Florida, known him for ages, single in rl. I couldnt understand why such a nice honest guy was single in rl.
Very caring and sincere, but hes somewhat shy at times, I said to him one day, what are we looking for here mate, as I do. Hes like "Oh no Floorboard dont you dare". Im like yes yes she ll be right mate.
Anyway Im working away putting up some of my art work, near some jazz club, and a lady walks past. Me being me says hello how are you, she looked lovely and was wearing a blue dress, I asked her where she was from and she told me Florida, and she was single in rl to.
I nearly fell over, and in my round about way, straight to the point asked her if shed like to meet a friend of mine. And she said yes.
Now two of my best friends in SL, they met and together have created a beautiful house which took out an award for the house of the mth in a SL mag. Very proud of them both !!
Well not to long back now they celebrated there 1 year anniversary, and are still together as a couple in here now.
Once again a good memory comes in handy in here, it brings ppl together.
Whatever you want I reckon I could find it. I am always on the look out for my good friends, for whatever it may be.
I hope one day to be invited to Florida to go to a rl wedding from my two friends from in here, now wouldnt that be one hell of a blast !!
Very caring and sincere, but hes somewhat shy at times, I said to him one day, what are we looking for here mate, as I do. Hes like "Oh no Floorboard dont you dare". Im like yes yes she ll be right mate.
Anyway Im working away putting up some of my art work, near some jazz club, and a lady walks past. Me being me says hello how are you, she looked lovely and was wearing a blue dress, I asked her where she was from and she told me Florida, and she was single in rl to.
I nearly fell over, and in my round about way, straight to the point asked her if shed like to meet a friend of mine. And she said yes.
Now two of my best friends in SL, they met and together have created a beautiful house which took out an award for the house of the mth in a SL mag. Very proud of them both !!
Well not to long back now they celebrated there 1 year anniversary, and are still together as a couple in here now.
Once again a good memory comes in handy in here, it brings ppl together.
Whatever you want I reckon I could find it. I am always on the look out for my good friends, for whatever it may be.
I hope one day to be invited to Florida to go to a rl wedding from my two friends from in here, now wouldnt that be one hell of a blast !!
Monday, September 15, 2008
Heart Dew
Heart Dew is a favourite place of mine, I sometimes am just to busy in rl to even start a conversation in here, so Id meditate a lot, I dont like all the brbs, and I do have many at times.
So Heart Dew is where I would sit, and when I was here it was a great place to just clear my busy mind, and fingers. I do type fast, and get around in here fast.
After I stopped work in SL, I spent a lot of time at meditating places, staying out of the main lands, I didnt need anything or want anything. I mean really what does a avatar really need, except trusted friends. When I just about had it all. I didnt need a house, what was the point of being inside a pc inside a house. I still dont get that !!
The impossible can just about be done in here, and so many ppl still keep to the norm and the same as rl. Eventually I started to go out again more and more, but yes I still at times get bored with the whole scene now. Friends cool, but any wankers just need to stay the fuck back.
Cracker Taggert that has worked hard to build Heart Dew, these are the ppl I like they care, they have land in here they let complete strangers use there land, they are givers.
In sl there are so many takers, so many.
And if your self esteem is low get the hell out of here, its no place for you, sl is a direct hit at times on a persons self esteem.
Peoples rl relationships falling to pieces, due to this place, and when it suits certain ppl they say Oh dont take it so serious its only a game. My arse.....
Behind every av is a real person with real feelings, ppl are to quick to forget this.
SL creeps up on you, one mintue your crusing along in here, next minute your running to say hello to someone in here, and it reAlly starts to screw up your rl, if you dont have a rl yeah great if you do BEWARE.
I could always see that a lot of ppl would take this place oh so serious, thats why sl needs more clowns, I went to my friends sl wedding in here, and when they needed some entertainment, I changed myself into my clown.. :) unicycle juggling balls and all, or a joint smoking, drunk clown with marriage counsellor written across my head.
Blues places listening to all these great blues ladies sing, and what no big mamma! so I made one. Thats the part of sl that I love the obscure the different, the down right ugly, every one to busy being so damn vain and beautiful its gets ridiculous, and Im taking it to serious lmao.
What a fkn joke.
Another story, a friend of mine, now wiped been maried in rl for 25 yrs, his rl wife was dating a bdsm master in here, in rl she started to get around the house with a dog collar on.
After this life long marriage she packed up and moved out, obvioulsy took her dog collar with her.. What a lucky man.
I could go on about the stupid, ridiculous,weird bloody insane, and I will.. lol
Another friend married a vampire, I was having a nice chat to him one day about realtionships in here, he was a moody prick, anyway the next thing he says to me I cant help you anymore FB.
Like I wanted his help anyway, the thing was he had a new gf and she was so insecure with him having a female friend I had to go. np with me, just showed me his true colours as weak as piss.
Just before me wiping him, he tells me I have issues, but he had just told me hes married a sl vampire and they are expecting ther first baby.
Now whos got the problem ?? Anyway good riddents to that tosser to.
RL OR SL OR A BIT OF BOTH
Then you have to figure out which ppl are talking to you in which language, some talk in just sl, some sl and rl, some just rl. So you have to try and work out what the fuck these ppl are talking about. If they dont talk about rl at all, they get grumpy, how the hell are we meant to know wtf is going on. SL is so complex at all times.
For all you know your new sl gf or bf, could be siting next to you, cybering with someone else while also cheating on there rl partner and this guy or girl could also be the complete opposite sex, to what you have been lead to believe.
Deception everywhere.
Trust in sl is as rare as rocking horse shit, make no mistake of that.
Zoom back to Heart Dew its a nicer place to be.
So Heart Dew is where I would sit, and when I was here it was a great place to just clear my busy mind, and fingers. I do type fast, and get around in here fast.
After I stopped work in SL, I spent a lot of time at meditating places, staying out of the main lands, I didnt need anything or want anything. I mean really what does a avatar really need, except trusted friends. When I just about had it all. I didnt need a house, what was the point of being inside a pc inside a house. I still dont get that !!
The impossible can just about be done in here, and so many ppl still keep to the norm and the same as rl. Eventually I started to go out again more and more, but yes I still at times get bored with the whole scene now. Friends cool, but any wankers just need to stay the fuck back.
Cracker Taggert that has worked hard to build Heart Dew, these are the ppl I like they care, they have land in here they let complete strangers use there land, they are givers.
In sl there are so many takers, so many.
And if your self esteem is low get the hell out of here, its no place for you, sl is a direct hit at times on a persons self esteem.
Peoples rl relationships falling to pieces, due to this place, and when it suits certain ppl they say Oh dont take it so serious its only a game. My arse.....
Behind every av is a real person with real feelings, ppl are to quick to forget this.
SL creeps up on you, one mintue your crusing along in here, next minute your running to say hello to someone in here, and it reAlly starts to screw up your rl, if you dont have a rl yeah great if you do BEWARE.
I could always see that a lot of ppl would take this place oh so serious, thats why sl needs more clowns, I went to my friends sl wedding in here, and when they needed some entertainment, I changed myself into my clown.. :) unicycle juggling balls and all, or a joint smoking, drunk clown with marriage counsellor written across my head.
Blues places listening to all these great blues ladies sing, and what no big mamma! so I made one. Thats the part of sl that I love the obscure the different, the down right ugly, every one to busy being so damn vain and beautiful its gets ridiculous, and Im taking it to serious lmao.
What a fkn joke.
Another story, a friend of mine, now wiped been maried in rl for 25 yrs, his rl wife was dating a bdsm master in here, in rl she started to get around the house with a dog collar on.
After this life long marriage she packed up and moved out, obvioulsy took her dog collar with her.. What a lucky man.
I could go on about the stupid, ridiculous,weird bloody insane, and I will.. lol
Another friend married a vampire, I was having a nice chat to him one day about realtionships in here, he was a moody prick, anyway the next thing he says to me I cant help you anymore FB.
Like I wanted his help anyway, the thing was he had a new gf and she was so insecure with him having a female friend I had to go. np with me, just showed me his true colours as weak as piss.
Just before me wiping him, he tells me I have issues, but he had just told me hes married a sl vampire and they are expecting ther first baby.
Now whos got the problem ?? Anyway good riddents to that tosser to.
RL OR SL OR A BIT OF BOTH
Then you have to figure out which ppl are talking to you in which language, some talk in just sl, some sl and rl, some just rl. So you have to try and work out what the fuck these ppl are talking about. If they dont talk about rl at all, they get grumpy, how the hell are we meant to know wtf is going on. SL is so complex at all times.
For all you know your new sl gf or bf, could be siting next to you, cybering with someone else while also cheating on there rl partner and this guy or girl could also be the complete opposite sex, to what you have been lead to believe.
Deception everywhere.
Trust in sl is as rare as rocking horse shit, make no mistake of that.
Zoom back to Heart Dew its a nicer place to be.
In general. A Frantic Crash !! The fish was this big !!
In general I love a good crash in sl, I actually try to take pictures as Im going down, and hanging around in the sand like im woking for the taliban. I find it hilarious !
And then when the whole or parts of SL is going down and we are all grouped off to some place like a heap of cattle, to some place. It to me is like an instant party, ppl rocking up nude, all sorts strippers, escorts, fat, small, large, skinny, black, white,masters, slaves, furries, kids !!
And they are all freaking out, to bad if they were doing something great before they rocked up to this crash party, which I turn into a barbeque and a beer . I invite my friends to come and watch this, cause I find it all so amusing, ppl actually frantic...
People carrying on like they about to die, its so funny and one of the funniest things in sl, cause its so random. I then pretend to be a news reporter, saying stuff like.
We are here live ralph, ppl are freaking out but its all going to be ok soon, whos got a beer and a sausage for gods sake lmao......
I also love a good ol av epileptic fit, to the point where you think your av has died or something just hilarious.. Also atm I have a laguhing bug thats great, only on my land though, please come over if youd like to laugh ... lmao
Maybe I could spread that bug to the whole of sl, now thats an idea...
If anyone has any real funny stories please feel free to post them here.....
And then when the whole or parts of SL is going down and we are all grouped off to some place like a heap of cattle, to some place. It to me is like an instant party, ppl rocking up nude, all sorts strippers, escorts, fat, small, large, skinny, black, white,masters, slaves, furries, kids !!
And they are all freaking out, to bad if they were doing something great before they rocked up to this crash party, which I turn into a barbeque and a beer . I invite my friends to come and watch this, cause I find it all so amusing, ppl actually frantic...
People carrying on like they about to die, its so funny and one of the funniest things in sl, cause its so random. I then pretend to be a news reporter, saying stuff like.
We are here live ralph, ppl are freaking out but its all going to be ok soon, whos got a beer and a sausage for gods sake lmao......
I also love a good ol av epileptic fit, to the point where you think your av has died or something just hilarious.. Also atm I have a laguhing bug thats great, only on my land though, please come over if youd like to laugh ... lmao
Maybe I could spread that bug to the whole of sl, now thats an idea...
If anyone has any real funny stories please feel free to post them here.....
Out of SL
Now that I didnt have my job in here, I decided to go back to studying on the net interesting things, 9/11, Port Arthur Massacre and anything else I can sink of teeth into.
I had heaps of friends and contacts by this stage, so decided to use SL as a platform to send out activist issues around the whole of the world, along with some other friends of mine.
The Pond I have found to be the most Unaustralian place I have ever encountered, and this is explained in another post. I dont even want to go into it again, cause they arent worth a pinch of shit. So many Australian friends were banned from the pond for pathletic reasons.
I was, I got to say dismayed, and still am.
Although I did help to arrange many ppl at the pond for Anzac Day this year 08.
Ive heard so many stories from within SL, sad ppl, divorced, heart broken, weirdos, men dressed as ladies. Cheaters, liers, thieves, Men wanting to have there own daughter !! I truly find some of the whole of SL disturbing, especially adults roleplaying children and baby avs !!
WTF is that all about, people preying on the vunerable and weak, some like nazis and jews, pc discrimination if your pc runs to slow for gods sake..
And some ppl can be so rude, I wont tolerate any of it. RL OR SL.
And bdsm, the only thing a collar is good for is cattle or a dog, so they can shove that to.
I am a good tracker within SL, people would come to me for help many times, I felt like a marriage counsellor come spy, it also helps having an assassin as a good friend :)
And I have a damn good memory, and am brutally honest at times.
Weird stuff, a story.
A friend of mine was seeing a guy in here, we soon figured out he was cross dressing, np with that but then we found out he had an alt, well several.
He seemed to be running his own call girl service, and liked to dress up as younger ladies, one inparticular liked puppies and icecreams, well me being my cheeky self, after she split up from him. Had to send him a icecream to suck on. the wanker.....
Yes theres all sorts in here.
I had heaps of friends and contacts by this stage, so decided to use SL as a platform to send out activist issues around the whole of the world, along with some other friends of mine.
The Pond I have found to be the most Unaustralian place I have ever encountered, and this is explained in another post. I dont even want to go into it again, cause they arent worth a pinch of shit. So many Australian friends were banned from the pond for pathletic reasons.
I was, I got to say dismayed, and still am.
Although I did help to arrange many ppl at the pond for Anzac Day this year 08.
Ive heard so many stories from within SL, sad ppl, divorced, heart broken, weirdos, men dressed as ladies. Cheaters, liers, thieves, Men wanting to have there own daughter !! I truly find some of the whole of SL disturbing, especially adults roleplaying children and baby avs !!
WTF is that all about, people preying on the vunerable and weak, some like nazis and jews, pc discrimination if your pc runs to slow for gods sake..
And some ppl can be so rude, I wont tolerate any of it. RL OR SL.
And bdsm, the only thing a collar is good for is cattle or a dog, so they can shove that to.
I am a good tracker within SL, people would come to me for help many times, I felt like a marriage counsellor come spy, it also helps having an assassin as a good friend :)
And I have a damn good memory, and am brutally honest at times.
Weird stuff, a story.
A friend of mine was seeing a guy in here, we soon figured out he was cross dressing, np with that but then we found out he had an alt, well several.
He seemed to be running his own call girl service, and liked to dress up as younger ladies, one inparticular liked puppies and icecreams, well me being my cheeky self, after she split up from him. Had to send him a icecream to suck on. the wanker.....
Yes theres all sorts in here.
During this time
Time rolls on in here, sl comes in cycles waves, some times surging higher than other times, some days just so damn boring and others to exciting. People come and go, and I guess your own moods are tracked, to work as best you can with SL, without getting carried away.
I continually now stay in night mode, so it doesnt upset my rl day time pattern and sleep, so easy to do in here, especially if you end up with someone from another country.
I continued on with the Gallery, but ended up quitting after my boss spoke to me rudely one to many times, no amount of money in the world or lindens will let me put up with bullshit.
So I helped to get the whole thing off the ground, found very talented artists, and walked away.
I was offered many jobs from other Galleries one being KMADD. Which later I also declined, due to now really knowing the value of the linden and my time, so I became a complete non-commiting avatar to anyone or anything !!
I looked into banks to invest all the money I had made, but couldnt trust that they wouldnt just pack up and disappear.
I stuck to my friends, and found some more nice places to just sit to unwind from my hectic rl also, and really just stayed to myself again. Basically I had worked so hard in here and helped so many ppl by this stage, I needed to learn how to relax, so thats what I set out to do .
I continually now stay in night mode, so it doesnt upset my rl day time pattern and sleep, so easy to do in here, especially if you end up with someone from another country.
I continued on with the Gallery, but ended up quitting after my boss spoke to me rudely one to many times, no amount of money in the world or lindens will let me put up with bullshit.
So I helped to get the whole thing off the ground, found very talented artists, and walked away.
I was offered many jobs from other Galleries one being KMADD. Which later I also declined, due to now really knowing the value of the linden and my time, so I became a complete non-commiting avatar to anyone or anything !!
I looked into banks to invest all the money I had made, but couldnt trust that they wouldnt just pack up and disappear.
I stuck to my friends, and found some more nice places to just sit to unwind from my hectic rl also, and really just stayed to myself again. Basically I had worked so hard in here and helped so many ppl by this stage, I needed to learn how to relax, so thats what I set out to do .
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